24 hours for everyone except you.

So, I have tried going to the gym TWICE in the last two days. And both times, I wasn't allowed in. I don't understand this, especially since I had to pay over-and-above the regular monthly installment already. If I'm already paying more, shouldn't I be able to actually access the aforementioned equipment? It's a 24 hour gym!
So, I talked to them about it yesterday, and they blamed it on my card. So they gave me a new one. And that one didn't work either! I think it's just a conspiracy to keep me fat so they'll all look hotter than me.
I want to work out! I want to look hot, too! Let me in!
Gosh.
I'll try again in the morning because I want to be hot for grad.
Oh, and I must cut out all sugar. Does anyone understand how impossible that is for me? Quite impossible. But I gotta for meddddical reaaaasons, which I will NOT post about, even though I tell everyone about it anyway with my usual "the-way-I-look-is-not-my-fault" flare. But I won't bother posting it. You've probably already heard.

While we're on the subject of grad, I need a grad date. Sam, Laura, and Kim are all hott and great and I love them in all ways, but I need a boy to come with me. Yeah, I know boys are over rated, but I've got a bet going this year. And I'll probably lose, but it's worth a shot.
...I'm accepting applications, so if there are any EXREMELY attractive guys out there that you know, send them my way. Preferably if they are either rich OR famous. And also if they happen to be Cillian Murphy:



I should write him a letter and tell him its for charity. Celebrities can't resist charity. And I'd trick him into it, and it would be fantastic. He would finally realize that we are meant to be together, and we would live happily ever after.
Last year, a girl wrote a letter to Orlando Bloom and asked him to grad, and he ACCEPTED! He went to her grad! Whoa! I saw those pictures in People magazine. I would try this, but I said I wanted to invite a boy, and Orlando Bloom is only half way there, if not less. I'll bet he has more estrogen in him than I do.

Anyway, my Red Eye party is tonight. And The Producers is tomorrow. Will Ferrel in a musical just spells "delicious" to me. Once again, you all are cordially invited to this event. It will be fun!